10 Random Poker Quotes

• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"