10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.