10 Random Poker Quotes

• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• It's Free To Fold...
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• im going to 2 out you to death
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.