10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword