10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time.
-Abraham Lincoln
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth