10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.