10 Random Poker Quotes

• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• It's Free To Fold...
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio