10 Random Poker Quotes

• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• "No river, no fish."
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.