10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.