10 Random Poker Quotes

• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"