10 Random Poker Quotes

• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• It's Free To Fold...
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"