10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.