10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."