10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson