10 Random Poker Quotes

• Why not, when some because there are three.
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.