10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is for loners.
- It's Free To Fold...
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event