10 Random Poker Quotes

• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..