10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?