10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- It's Free To Fold...
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.