10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- Welcome to kicker school
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth