10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.