10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• Welcome to kicker school
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine