10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- im going to 2 out you to death
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!