10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez