10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson