10 Random Poker Quotes

• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Welcome to kicker school
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"