10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time.
-Abraham Lincoln
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.