10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs