10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- Welcome to kicker school
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.