10 Random Poker Quotes

• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• Poker is for loners.
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword