10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.