10 Random Poker Quotes

• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs