10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- Fold and live to fold again
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.