10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.