10 Random Poker Quotes

• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine