10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss