10 Random Poker Quotes

With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
in the poker game of life women are the rake
Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
Fook the floosh droo!