10 Random Poker Quotes

• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes