10 Random Poker Quotes

• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• It's Free To Fold...
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."