10 Random Poker Quotes

• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer