10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.