10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- Welcome to kicker school
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- im going to 2 out you to death
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.