10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Fold and live to fold again
- "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts