10 Random Poker Quotes

• Why not, when some because there are three.
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• "What've you got, Layne?" "You BEAT." Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow. $ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day 2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus