10 Random Poker Quotes

• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)