10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?