10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
anon
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris