10 Random Poker Quotes

• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• "No river, no fish."
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• in the poker game of life women are the rake