10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- Welcome to kicker school
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm