10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."